Pembeli (B) : "Yu, nyong tuku gorengane..."
Penjual (J) : "Apa bae kang?"
(B) : "Lho... gorengane werna pira Yu?..."
(J): "Sing kiye pisang goreng rong ewu telu,
Mendoan rong ewu papat.
Tahu goreng rong ewu lima, kang!
Sampean arep tuku sing endi kang?..."
(B): "Walah... Gorengan wis kadaluwarsa kabeh kiye yu...?!..."
(J): "Èh... , sampean nek ngomong sing kepenak... Jajal deleng disik, sing anyar kiye nembe tak entas seka wajan kok ngomong kadaluwarsa..."
(B): "Lho..., lah sampean sing ngomong mau, pisang goreng 2003, mendoan 2004, tahu goreng 2005.
Lha siki wis taun 2017 Yu!..."
(J): "Walah lambene rika tak goreng sisan mengko tak dol rong ewu pitu las..!!!..."
Sumber : Sate Jawa
Foto : Istimewa
Sumber : Sate Jawa
Foto : Istimewa
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